Unfiltered and Full of Fur: 26 Feline Funnies for Cat Pawrents Who Can’t Control Their Kids

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Apr 4, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Much like Eddie Murphy's seminal work 'Raw', this list is coming to you completely unfiltered and full of fur to give you the full feline experience. And we have specially formulated this list of lovable cat children for all the pawrents who have tried ever so hard throughout the years to keep some sort of control over their feline fur babies, but have woefully failed.

Now, unlike hooman children you cannot quite blame feline pawrents in the same way, for cats are born with specific pawsonalities that are present from day one and make up the core of their being. Meaning, they simply cannot be changed. In which case you just have to grin a bear it. So for all the cat pawrents still fighting the good fight, we salute you and hope you have locked the treat cupboard.

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  • 01
    Lord, I thank you for my job, but @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER if becoming a stay-at-home cat mom is in your plans, I am here and ready. Amen. 5317 @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER }
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  • 02
    Me pretending to be asleep @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER so my cat won't start the morning drama @CAT.NAMED PEPPER
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  • 03
    I have two problems in life @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Difficulty sleeping @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Difficulty waking up 51 5
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  • 04
    When my cats are fighting again.. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Me: "You're on thin ice" My cats: @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 05
    When your cat thinks @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER slapping is a love language "YOU get slapped." "And YOU get slapped.” @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER "EVERYONE gets slapped!!!"
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  • 06
    Don't ask me for advice. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER You'll end up with a house full of cats. @CAT NAMED PEPPER
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  • 07
    When you lie on your resume but still get the job @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER #1 CAT BOSS
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  • 08
    When your cat leaves your cuddles to sleep on the floor @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 09
    When your cat catches their sibling chewing up their favorite toy... again @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 10
    "Sorry I can't, I have plans this weekend" @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER The plans: LEDARED M @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER M.
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  • 11
    Treatonomics 101 @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Understanding lies, deception, and snack injustice. CAT TOYS IT'S STILL JUST ONE TREAT!!! SLEEP @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER -1!
    via cat.named.pepper
  • 12
    Pov: Living with a cat @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Unbothered Roommate @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Tiny @CAT.NAMED PEPPER Cuddle A**hole Bug
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  • 13
    Me when I manage to clip all @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER of my cat's claws without needing the first aid kit @CAT.NAMED PEPPER @CAT NAMED PEPPER
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  • 14
    Me and my cat watching the DoorDash driver pull up like we went half on dinner. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 15
    I have two jobs: @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER 1. Calm my humans when they are stressed. 2. Stress my humans when they are calm. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
    via cat.named.pepper

  • For all their lack of formally recognized work, cats sure do take it upon themselves with diligence and determination to do whatever they can to make our lives a little bit tougher. Scientists believe that it is a mechanism that exists within each feline fur baby, whereby they enjoy the suffering of others, and so much so they are willing to work for it.

  • 16
    Unfortunately, I am not @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER addicted to the grind. I am addicted to staying at home with my cats @CAT NAMED PEPPER
    via cat.named.pepper
  • 17
    How my cat acts when I walk to the @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER kitchen and skip the treat cabinet EMO CAT EMO CATS CAT BATS CAT BANDS @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER NOT A PHASE VICLE RIFAT
    via cat.named.pepper
  • 18
    I just fed you 10-minutes ago, don't you remember?? @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER My cat: @CAT.NAMED PEPPER
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  • 19
    Yes, of course I have a retirement plan... @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER The plan: 2477 @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 20
    Me telling all my problems to my cat @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER My cat: @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 21
    Me watching "incoming call" @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER turn into "missed call❞ CCAT.NAMED PEPPER
    via cat.named.pepper
  • 22
    I will just keep staring at CCAT.NAMED.PEPPER you until you do the thing I want. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER -Your Cat
    via cat.named.pepper
  • 23
    Me: Cozy in bed drifting off to sleep. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER Also Me: Hearing my cat make the first crash of the night and deciding it will be tomorrow's problem. @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • 24
    There's no need to repeat @CAT.NAMED PEPPER yourself... I ignored you just fine the first time @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER
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  • Now, that is what us pawrents call an uphill battle. If you have gotten to the point where your cat child is giving you sass without any fear of retaliation or embarrassment for coming down on their pawrents. You are in trouble. We wish we knew what to suggest to dig yourself out of this hole. But all we can say is good luck.

  • 25
    How my cats think they look @CAT.NAMED.PEPPER protecting the house from birds and squirrels out the window PEPPER SAGE D
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  • 26

    "Cat Tax"

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